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@NatGeo How do you titillate an ocelot?

Under trumps new plan, instead of getting the knee surgery I need, Russian whores will piss on it. This is huge. #goldenshowers

@JPBarlow you outta get out here next summer. I'd take you on a boat ride on New Fork.

Republicans don't care if we die.

51 crackers deciding the fate of 100 million people. Some fucking democracy we've got.

How goddamn stupid can they get. Is there a link between coal dust and being absolutely retarded. https://t.co/xCVQo3PPKG

@billmaher Please read this high fuckery https://t.co/rSHEdd9di1

@WyoFile @AngusThuermer maybe they should just learn how to better use what water they have before spending that much for so little gain

@christinnyc As someone who has actually been charged by a grizzly bear, bear spray is far more effective in stopping a threat.