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Joe Breaux

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  1. some naked drunken shots of Hunter s underage club parties in Delaware
  2. next time theres a fire, get 6 guys and a case of beer... problem solved
  3. haha "witch" case.... haha I 'll get you my pretty ...and your little dog tooooo hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Kameltoe is still mad about that house falling on her sister
  4. I carry Halon extinguishers in my 2 Corvettes .... no mess if you need to put out an engine fire one day
  5. yeah, no ones laughing now... Its a mud slingin hog when it stays running ... FINALLY after 2 years of utter disappointment with it ......Maybe Zuckerberg banned us for pointing out what a senile old doofas Biden truly is .. Seriously, when he talks, he could put meth addicts to sleep
  6. Must be run by Biden voters ...needed an insurance fire to break even for the fiscal year
  7. no no... error codes were from trying to log on to UTV FORUM...even from emails UTV FORUM sent me.. ...........and yeah, the old girl [ I say "old" but its a 2017 ] held its own against the high dollar rigs.. there was no place they could go that I couldnt in 4 WD LOCK .. In fact, they started letting me GO FIRST! lol altho mine is now mixed breed , not pure massimo anymore .. A whole lot better since the first couple years of running 15 minutes , then overheating, , then waiting for it to cool enough to load on trailer for yet ANOTHER trip to repair shop.. and wait 4-5 weeks to be fixed again
  8. meanwhile , just came home from 3 days muddin ... MSU 500 did spectacularly well against the pricier mosdels down in the slop after a 4 inch rain on the river .... need to do laundry now
  9. 522 apparently means search engine cannot make connection with destination...and 404 means NOT FOUND... I have no clue.. not the most computer literate guy around.. Did you have trouble too? It lasted several days... like they were CLOSED FOR EASTER BREAK ? oh, sorry, I said EASTER... shame on me , May a camel crap on my foot and all my children..lol I mean Spring recess ...
  10. UTV has been giving me ERROR CODE 522 and 404 all week... did they forget to pay the rent? WTF?
  11. Oh, didnt you hear? The CANCEL Culture has now been CANCELLED !! lol Too many cancellations..
  12. those females are always trouble... but they are a lot of fun...heh heh heh
  13. you cant steer in 4wd.. with all wheels pulling , it just wants to go straight not turn .. mine will actually push the turned front wheels straight forward
  14. The old 3 wheelers were easily rolled over while turning but if you kept it going straight you were OK .. with ballooon tires they practically floated ...and thats all we had then
  15. Everytime I go to tractor Supply or home Depot, both Massimo Dealers, and I see anyone looking at the Massimo UTVs in front of the stores, I take the time to tell them of my "wonderful" experience with Massimo and their products and service.... They usually change their minds about buying one. BTW, all of these are mostly assembled at the Massimo Assembly Plant in Dallas Texas.. and Cliffs right, its built from cloned and aftermarket parts from the cheapest sources they can find ....the final assembly is at the Dealer, seats, wheels/tires ,roll bars windshield.. And yes, I am an old fart too.. I bought my first THREE WHEELED HONDA ATC90 when I was a teenager ..when dinosaurs roamed the Earth..
  16. I will say, Mine is running pretty well now with a mix of several new Yamaha Rhino parts to replace the poor quality Hisun parts, and a few modifications to the cooling system ..... But Massimo as a company is a horrible excuse for a UTV manufacturer .. I know several owners with similar stories as mine and some even worse.. UTV/ATV Mechanics refuse to work on them... I really wish I had spent the extra money and bought the Honda Pioneer ... But who knows , you may get lucky with yours.. I hope so.. Oh by the way, use PREMIUM fuel in it or it rattles on hot days
  17. Dude my MSU 500 overheated in its very first mile on its first day in my possession.. factory STILL has not paid for that repair bill.. 3 years now... It had been in shop 6 times by the 300 mile mark.. Factory has paid ZERO! I paid for new head, waterpump, headgasket , and lots of labor.... When I called MASSIMO, They told me they changed engine suppliers and dont warrenty HISUN... I said I had warranty and they need to pay .. Rep laughed and said..." NEVER GONNA HAPPEN" then hung up .. Shops here wont touch one unless you pay up front
  18. lol sue Massimo? lol and get what? a set of used pads off a UTV that wont start ? their entire company is bankrupt
  19. its not like that on mine. the end is fastened to handle at bottom, cable has adjusting sleeve about 2 ft down with locking nut and two rubber boots that slip over it ... doesnt matter tho, they never put the pads in the caliper
  20. I just adjusted mine ALL THE WAY it could go to tighten it.. still wont stop it from rolling... I looked at the caliper on the output shaft operated by the E-brakewith a flashlight... .. it has NO PADS in it.. never installed by Massimo I guess
  21. Mine is not like that either.. Park Brake has never held , even new .. as for Massimo Tech support... well , if you ever find ANY, let me know
  22. LMAO can you imagine the Media coverage if it had been Trump tripping three times? Instead , most news IGNORES IT, and we get ABC reporter saying how.. "endearing it was to see him get right back up and salute".... really? looked pretty EMBARRASSING to me
  23. President Kameltoe?? God Help us All
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